Globalism is weird

[Tom]

I ordered a package from Dell, a US-based company, from the British subsection of their European division website. This package was put together in Shanghai, China. There, Dell requested clearance to send the package to a depot in Cologne, Germany. When this clearance was granted, the package began its journey, heading first to Incheon, Worst Korea. From there, it was sent across to Almaty, Kazakhstan.

http://wwwapps.ups.com/WebTracking/OnlineTool?&loc=en_uk&TypeOfInquiryNumber=R&InquiryNumber=027128966

[Naroku]

that box has been through quite the adventure....

[Mike]

Your computer's gonna fall apart as soon as you get it; its been touched by Chinese and Worst Korean hands, and then Borat Sagidyev threw it out of a window.

[Vicious88]

Any one of these countries could be packing your PC with explosives...

Farewell, Tom.

[Tom]

It went through Warsaw, Poland and it is now sat in the Cologne, Germany depot.

[Mike]

Now it's been cursed by Lech Kazynski's ghost. You're doomed.