It's come down to this...

[Vicious88]

In desperation for computer repair, I am expanding my services to the entire world. That's right... I am now willing to travel WORLD WIDE in search for computers to fix. What does this mean to you, the customer? Well, it means that for just $0.50 per mile, I will drive ANYWHERE in the continental United States, and fix your computer -- then drive back. What's more, I won't actually CHARGE you for the computer repair -- merely the one-way mileage driven.

I am currently extending this offer ONLY to members of infohub.me

That's right, I'll drive anywhere my car can take me for $0.50 a mile -- meaning if you're 500 miles away from me, I'll go up there and fix your computer, then turn around and come back all at a cost of only $250 to you.

Need me to fly somewhere? The closest airport to me is Pensacola Regional -- I'll drive there for free, but after that you'll have to pay all travel expenses as well as any lodging fees that may apply.

Need computer repair in Kenya!?! I'm your guy. Need help sending emails from Lower Earth Orbit? I'm your guy.

You pay my way, and the repair is free.

[Vicious88]

Note: The above post is intended mostly for humor, however if anyone here has more money than they know what to do with and want to pay me to come fix their computer, than sure, why not?

[J.L Hunter]

man, so if an alien came to you in a flying saucer and wanted you to fix their computers, what would you charge them?

[Mike]

HP Pavillion dv9700 CTO notebook. If you can guarantee that you can fix it, and you live 800 miles or less from my house, I will do it.

[Tom]

Find the cheapest possible flight from America to England and I'll break my computer just so you can come?

[Vicious88]

Josh: I'll trade the aliens for whatever kind of Fallout 3 ish weapon they can trade.

Mike: That depends on what's wrong with it, most likely if it can be fixed, I can fix it. Also, you live 943 miles away from me, apparently, but I can make out the charge as an 800 mile one way trip -- meaning the total charge will be $400.

Tom: I'll research that and edit this post later with a price.

[Mike]

HP said something about the motherboard dying out.

[Omegastrane]

Any one know anything about macs??

[Tom]

Any one know anything about macs??

Yes; they belong in the trash :P

[ArthurDent]

Yes; they belong in the trash :P

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[Mike]

Any one know anything about macs??

Figment of the evil iEmpire. Use Linux.

[Vicious88]

Mike: I would need the model number of the motherboard in order to gauge whether or not any such repair or replacement would possible. If you are comfortable with disassembling the laptop yourself (using NON-MAGNETIC tip screw drivers!!!) then that would be the cheapest way to provide me with the serial number. For the money I'd go up there and see, but if I get up there and it has to be replaced, I can't just lounge out in my car in DC for 4 to 6 business days waiting on the new motherboard to arrive, lol.

Omega: I can service Mac Software -- but not hardware (as it's all sort of soldered together so if anything goes wrong other than a screen or keyboard it ends up in the trash).

[Omegastrane]

What no one has the intellagence that you open windows you let in bugs? There is a reason why they call it the Mac

[ArthurDent]

intellagence

Ironic misspelled word is ironic.