Vicious88
09-11-2009, 01:36 AM
Everything you see below in blue was tacked onto the bottom of an already rather long email I wrote to Rita.
Bye...
Seriously...
You can quit reading this email now...
Nothing I write below this line is of any consequence...
Why are you still reading?
There's no pressure on you to keep reading - I've already said you could stop.
It's as simply as closing out the email.
Really.
You should try it.
Better yet just close out of the browser window...
See that little X to the top right of the window.
Yep, that one.
Press it.
...
You didn't press it did you?
Oh wait! Is it giving you that "closing multiple tabs" message? Yeah, just ignore that thing, click okay, and it should close.
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You never pressed it at all did you?
Fine, be defiant, see what I care.
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...
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This is me not caring...
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I have a fun game.
You want to play...
It's called Shortcut Key Press, and the rules are pretty simple. I'll give you a short cut key combination, and you try it out.
For example, the windows key and the F key combine to bring up a search window...
...
You like that don't you? It's pretty nifty, isn't it?
Now try bringing up the desktop with by holding the windows key and pressing the D key.
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Cool right?
Now you should try holding the alt key and pressing F4.
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Are you serious???
You suck at this game.
That's it! I'm not playing with you any more.
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Good day!
Bye...
Seriously...
You can quit reading this email now...
Nothing I write below this line is of any consequence...
Why are you still reading?
There's no pressure on you to keep reading - I've already said you could stop.
It's as simply as closing out the email.
Really.
You should try it.
Better yet just close out of the browser window...
See that little X to the top right of the window.
Yep, that one.
Press it.
...
You didn't press it did you?
Oh wait! Is it giving you that "closing multiple tabs" message? Yeah, just ignore that thing, click okay, and it should close.
...
You never pressed it at all did you?
Fine, be defiant, see what I care.
...
...
...
This is me not caring...
...
...
...
I have a fun game.
You want to play...
It's called Shortcut Key Press, and the rules are pretty simple. I'll give you a short cut key combination, and you try it out.
For example, the windows key and the F key combine to bring up a search window...
...
You like that don't you? It's pretty nifty, isn't it?
Now try bringing up the desktop with by holding the windows key and pressing the D key.
...
Cool right?
Now you should try holding the alt key and pressing F4.
...
...
...
Are you serious???
You suck at this game.
That's it! I'm not playing with you any more.
...
Good day!