View Full Version : Surgery
J.L Hunter
05-12-2010, 09:57 PM
Well, it seems as though everything has gone well for michelle's surgery. She's been plagued by gallstones since she was fifteen years old, and finally we were able to get her to the doctor to have her gall bladder removed. She's in quite a bit of pain, but altogether she is fine. Maybe we won't have any more hospital visits for a while now that everyone is fine. I've never had surgery more extensive than having an angry ingrown toenail cut out.
Lucien
05-12-2010, 10:34 PM
Glad she has had her gall bladder removed, she should feel much much better now. In about a week or two she should be back to herself.
ArthurDent
05-12-2010, 10:40 PM
So many jokes that would upset you...
So little time.
I guess it's best not to even start making bad jokes. I don't want to start something i can't finish.
Boxofit
05-13-2010, 02:05 AM
Hopefully surgery to remove her gall bladder wasn't nearly as painful as the laser eye surgery I have to get every few years. I hope she makes a recovery from it soon.
ArthurDent
05-13-2010, 04:23 AM
No. But honestly in all seriousness I hope that the surgery goes well and that she recovers.
Otherwise my plans of killing your entire family at once would be foiled.
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I LIKE TURTLES.
Vicious88
05-13-2010, 05:19 PM
Please don't be discouraged or disturbed by ArthurDent's exceedingly odd sense of humor. He's weird, so you can only expect so much.
J.L Hunter
05-17-2010, 01:42 PM
Michelle is recovering quite nicely, we go back to the doctor for a one week checkup friday so she can get her stitches removed and everything will be back to normal.
ArthurDent
05-17-2010, 09:35 PM
everything will be back to normal.
That's what you think... ahahahahahaahaha
BUWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
Michelle
10-15-2010, 06:05 PM
lol i just got around to reading this....you guys are very strange. Thanks for the people who wished me well...as for arthur i don't know what to say. :)
ArthurDent
10-15-2010, 09:07 PM
lol i just got around to reading this....you guys are very strange. Thanks for the people who wished me well...as for arthur i don't know what to say. :)
I'm going to eat your child.
Michelle
10-15-2010, 11:36 PM
wow....lol
ArthurDent
10-16-2010, 02:04 AM
No. Don't laugh. This is not funny.
You don't know me, so you obviously don't know how serious I am. I'm warning you now; I know where you live, and I'm going to come to your house and eat your child.
J.L Hunter
10-16-2010, 02:26 AM
that reminds me, "popcorn fetuses"
Vicious88
10-16-2010, 02:49 AM
Josh, you know the saying "There's a time and place for everything" ? Well, that's not true in regards to your previous comment. And even if it were, now is not the time, and this is definitely not the place, lol.
Michelle
10-18-2010, 01:03 AM
omg that's sick! think about what you're saying please.....
J.L Hunter
10-18-2010, 03:05 AM
Sorry you guys, that was something I thought was inappropriately appropriate (if that makes any sense at all). Plus, it's been lingering in my head since I was seventeen when someone told me that and now I feel like I just passed a rather large and insidious disease and can breathe better.
ArthurDent
10-19-2010, 01:35 AM
omg that's sick! think about what you're saying please.....
It's not sick at all... They're tasty.
J.L Hunter
02-25-2011, 12:23 AM
o.O ... what?
Michelle
02-26-2011, 07:35 PM
not enough love as a kid is my guess :)
Vicious88
02-28-2011, 05:34 AM
Some say he was hugged too much... Or too little... Or it might have something to do with the fact that there are voices in his head convencing him to do horrible things to people in their sleep, and that he's a snazzy dressy... The only thing we can be sure of is, he's called The Stig ArthurDent
ArthurDent
02-28-2011, 11:33 PM
Some say I invented the curtain, you know.
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