New Signature

[Tom]

Crysis, it be.

[ArthurDent]

Crysis tom?

CRYSIS?!?! ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?!?!

CRYSIS?!

You really like taunting us small people who have crap computers don't you?

[Tom]

Not at all Dent, my computer is just as incapable of running Crysis as yours is implied to be. I simply liked the picture so I built a sig around it ^^

[ArthurDent]

Oh....
Ok then, i'm fine with it.

Now if you excuse me i'm off to play games from 2001, because that's all i can run.

[Vicious88]

Meanwhile, in the Infohub Cave (officially known as "my room"), Vicious began work on a diabolically awesome super computer.

[ArthurDent]

The Hal 9000?

[Vicious88]

Pffft... I just through out the HAL 18000 two weeks ago... Stupid thing won't open doors right. (Let alone windows).

[Tom]

Lol.

"Open the bedroom door, Hal."
"I'm sorry James, I can't do that."

[ArthurDent]

In that case the navigational computer on "The Voyager"?

[Vicious88]

This reminds me... I need someone with a pleasant voice and prefferably foriegn accent to record sound bites for me. Must be monotoned, and say everything I could possibly assign to a Windows Sound Theme.

Sayings include:

"Hello"
"Welcome"
"Goodbye"
"Error" (Asterick"
"Battery Critical"
"Battery Low"
"Alert" (Critical Error)
"Attention" (Exclimation)
"Device Connected"
"Device Disconnected"
"Device Failure"
"New Mail"
"Opening"
"Closing"
"Hiding"
"Displaying"
"Print Complete"
"Question"
"Program Error"
"Contact Online"
"New Alert"
"New Mail"
"New Message"
"Processing"

I'd preffer some mono-toned British chick for authentic sound-byting sake, but if anyone has a mic, audacity, and the ability to do a good computer voice, I'd appreciate the wave files!

[ArthurDent]

If you want the soothing low voice of a white kid with a Minnesotan accent, i'de be willing to help...

[Tom]

If you need my lovely British accent, which I have been using to charm a very nice American girl I met recently, then I'm here. She has described it as "the sexiest thing ever" if it helps.

[Vicious88]

Awesome, thanks, both of you.

It'll be a little work, but what you're going to need to do is download Audacity, if you don't already have it. And record each of the phrases I listed off as a seperate .WAV or .MP3 file.

[ArthurDent]

I'm sorry but i can't compete with a british accent.

Arthur Dent is stepping out of this one.