Boxofit
08-20-2009, 11:04 PM
My cousin called me to bail him out of jail recently. That's not cool, but the back story is great. He was drinking in a bar about six miles from his house, and got fairly plastered. The idiot decided he was good to drive home. I guess he doesn't understand that most traffic accidents happen within three miles of home or three miles of a bar. He was treading dangerous water, and since we live in Alabama the cops are incredibly strict and violent. He was lucky enough that the cop that pulled him over was his friend. He knew he was going to jail, so he decided to have what fun he could. His truck has tinted windows so he rolled them up really quickly, and jumped into the passenger seat. The cop came to the window, and after my cousin refused to open the door, the cop opened it, and saw my cousin sitting buckled into the passenger side seat. He didn't manage to convince the cop that he hadn't been the one driving, but I like to try to imagine the first thought that went through the cops mind when he opened the door.