My Master Plan...

[Vicious88]

Originally, I was going to write an article outlining what role Infohub, and by association, all of you guys, play(s) in my master plan.

But in order to keep confusion to a minimum, I've decided to share a page from my mission log...

http://i42.tinypic.com/2ufbomc.png

Please review this plan untill you have it dedicated to memory, and then, promptly eat your computer so that this plan does not fall into the wrong hands. It should digest nicely if you're getting enough fiber in your diet.

[ArthurDent]

Awesome.

I am awe-struck.

I am filled with awe.

I stand in awe of this master plan.

Truely your genious knows no bounds.

[Flozz]

This might just work!

[Tom]

Hmm, so when you rule the world, can I have Switzerland?

[Vicious88]

Sure. Out of curiousity, why Switzerland? (I mean, aside of course from the fact that almost 15% of its building stand ready to serve some secret military purpose -- like old barns that are secretly anti-aircraft cannons, and all strategic bridges being pre-wired with explosives)

[Tom]

It's pretty.

Pollution is relatively low.

It has a statue of Freddie Mercury.

Every insecure megalomaniac and degenerate celebrity in the world has a Swiss bank account.

[Vicious88]

So power of switzerland is, for you at least, power over the world's elitist millionairs?

[ArthurDent]

As long as we're handing out countrys can i have part of Russia?

[Vicious88]

No, I'm saving russia for what will soon become the universe's largest hedge maze.

[Tom]

No, I'm saving russia for what will soon become the universe's largest hedge maze.

You're going to get rid of all the Siberian missile bases? Secret military research labs?

So... Can I have them in Switzerland?

Imagine that, mountains opening up to reveal monstrous missile bases.

[Vicious88]

Switzerland probably comes with missile bases as a standard feature.

[ArthurDent]

Yeah but Russia has so many as well...

Can i take a peek in area 51? And if i can't have Russia can i have France, or maby Canada?

[Vicious88]

Alright, fine you can have france. And the Area 51 tour would probably start at somewhere around $25, but I'll go ahead and wave the cost for you -- But you're not getting a free alien-shaped cookie at the gift shop! You're going to have to fork over that $2! Dangit!

...Rule the world and all of the sudden everyone wants free cookies.

[ArthurDent]

I haven't laughed that hard in ages.

I'm surprised you didn't ask me why I want France, considering it's dull... But now you will never know...

Oh, and do Ford and I need to obey your laws and commands in our countrys?

[Vicious88]

You guys don't have to follow my laws, but understand that your country, as a whole, must be comlpacent with the new empire.

[ArthurDent]

Sooooo... Will i be ruling under you, or am i my own man?

And if i'm my own man, could i have a front row seat in the united nations? If you don't disban it of course...

[Vicious88]

I'll still have a United Nations, but I might change the name to something more awesome. And hire that guy from the original "Justice League" to say the name of the building everytime it appears on camera.

[ArthurDent]

What about the guy who says, "This is CNN". I think he might have a better announcers voice.

And you didn't give me an answer O_o

[Tom]

I think James should have Phil Collins and a full drum kit following him around to announce his name.

"DADUM DADUM DADUM DUMDUMDUMDUMDUM - KING VICIOUS!"

[Vicious88]

Arthur Dent: You'll be ruling diaginally to me. Neither below, nor along-side. Sort of to the lower right. ...Isn't the CNN guy Walter Croncite or whatever his name is? That's the CNN voice I get in my head.

Tom: Muahahahahaha.

[ArthurDent]

IDK, all i know is that he sounds a little bit like Darth Vader.

Speaking of Darth Vader... Can we randomly set someone on fire, and give them a black swade suit?

I would be so very happy!